Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!
Hermione being Black adds a different dimension of depth to being called “Mudblood” and being subjected to pureblood supremacy. Hermione being Black adds a different dimension of depth to her campaign of freeing the house-elves from enslavement, regardless of how ~problematic~ that plot-point was. Hermione being Black adds a different dimension of depth to her as a witch in a patriarchal magical world. Hermione being Black/having Black ancestry is speculation that JK Rowling herself has “liked” on Twitter and that we are seeing made real before our very eyes. Hermione being Black adds a different dimension of depth to her “bushy hair’ and the fact that she was described as “very brown” in Prisoner of Azkaban. Hermione being Black is something that multiple Black female Harry Potter fans have been feeling for a long time.
HERMIONE BEING BLACK DOES NOT “TARNISH” THE LEGACY OF THE CHARACTER AND ANYONE WHO SAYS SO IS FUCKING RACIST AND PROBABLY HAVE DARK MARKS TATTOOED ON THEIR GENITALS.
you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth
some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space
One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.
1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.
And I’m over here doin’ it for free like a fucking asshole.